We're seeing a pattern here. Tiny pinched faces with all the features squished together in one place is the hot trend in wax fashions right now.

Just ask poor Daniel Radcliffe.

But look, wax fascists -- we will not conform to your tiny-faced ideals of beauty. Leave Harry Potter out of this.

Maybe there's a spell that will make his face go back to normal. FACE-O EXPAND-O!

Or we could just set him on fire and move on. That's how you defeat soulless wax monsters.

Wait, is he doing politician hands? He's totally doing politician hands.

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