Jessica Simpson, who hasn't spoken to her ex-husband Nick Lachey in six years, is reportedly furious that Lachey went on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live' and told anyone with cable that Joe Simpson used to grab his ass at family functions.
See, it's funny because it totally might be true.
Former 'Newlyweds' hubby Nick Lachey is really pleased he's rid of Jessica Simpson, mostly because he doesn't have to deal with her father Joe trying to grab a piece of him all the time anymore.
Nick Lachey recently sat down with Details magazine to talk about his new album 'A Father's Lullaby.' But since that's not nearly as interesting as his personal life, it didn't take long for talk to turn to a date he had with Kim Kardashian years ago.
Even though he's mostly almost sort of famous for at one point being married to Jessica Simpson, apparently Nick Lachey is an expert on how to be in a successful boy band.
Because, you know, he was in that one that wasn't N'SYNC or the Backstreet Boys or New Kids on the Block or O-Town or Dreamstreet. And now they're reuniting to compete against the likes of One Direction and the Wanted.
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OMG you guys, you'll like never guess what happened to Nick Lachey after school today. He totally got kicked out of a San Diego Chargers football game. WHATTA REBEL!
Ahem.
After seeing practically every moment of Vanessa Minnillo's pregnancy, we thought maybe she'd have her kid in secret while just pretending to be knocked up for the next few years to maintain the constant stream of attention and cash because really, what else has she done lately.
But apparently Minnillo isn't as diabolical as we are, because she and husband Nick Lachey accidentally let slip that th