Kris Jenner

Last we checked, Kris Jenner, mother of all that is unholy, doesn't have the initials "M.D." after her name. So we're not sure why the hell she was injecting spawn Kim Kardashian with anything, let alone with hormones that will cause eggs to fall from her daughter's ovaries like so much acid raid. What we do know is that Jenner stabbed Kim in the finger with a hypodermic needle, clearly

Since Tuesday, NBC and its morning news juggernaut the ‘Today Show’ haven't won any new fans, taking heat from just about everyone for failing to pause programming for the national moment of silence held every year on the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks -- and instead letting Kris Jenner prattle on about her latest boob job.

As the matriarch of the Kardashian clan (no, I won't spell it with a K and you can't make me), Kris Jenner knows a thing or two about exploitation. After all, she's been milking her family for fame and fortune for years. So when she reportedly slammed the mother of the 7-year-old reality star known as Honey Boo Boo for doing the same thing, it was most assuredly an expert opinion.