Kris Jenner Stabs Kim Kardashian, and Not in the Way You’d Hope
Last we checked, Kris Jenner, mother of all that is unholy, doesn't have the initials "M.D." after her name. So we're not sure why the hell she was injecting spawn Kim Kardashian with anything, let alone with hormones that will cause eggs to fall from her daughter's ovaries like so much acid raid.
What we do know is that Jenner stabbed Kim in the finger with a hypodermic needle, clearly