Britney Spears 2002 VMAs dominatrix get-up, which was a little bit slutty, a little bit Village People and a whole lotta trashy, turned as many heads as that time she made out with Madonna.

The only thing missing here was a riding crop and some candle wax.

BDSM chic? We get it. BritBrit was at the apex of her Lolita phase here and was milking it for all it was worth. But she was doing her best impression of a bar-back at one of those dungeon-like sex clubs.

We will, however, give her props for that slammin' body.

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