Hell hath no fury like a questionably evolved NBA player scorned. Kris Humphries is annoyed that Kim Kardashian wants to speed up their divorce process, and he's pointing the legal finger at her "surprise" pregnancy as a mere excuse to move it along faster than he's comfortable with.

Humphries' attorney, Marshall Wasser, noted in legal docs obtained by TMZ, "What is really going on here is that an 'urgency' in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Humphries] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to force this court to prematurely set this matter for trial."

Oh.

Waller added in a footnote after the word "pregnancy," "Indeed, why would [Kim] plan to get pregnant in the midst of divorce proceedings?"

Uh, publicity? Ratings? To up her own image following what your client alleged was a sham marriage? Because Mama Kris Jenner planned it?

Waller also notes that despite the legal presumption that Humphries may be the father of Kardashian's unborn spawn since the pregnancy technically occurred during the marriage -- which lasted 72 days to the split's year plus of proceedings -- the Humph has no qualms denying he's the baby daddy.

Kardashian's been trying to speed up the proceedings because she just wants him out of her hair, and she's been meeting with her gorgeous attorney, Laura Wasser (seriously, look at her!) for hours at a time to go over trial strategy.

This will be the fourth time Waller will try to delay setting a trial date, in large part to Humphries' NBA schedule, which won't free him up to be there for Kardashian's deposition until May or June. And in small part to make Kardashian suffer for not annulling the marriage for fraud the way he wanted to.

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