Remember when Mariah Yeater claimed she was impregnated by Justin Bieber during a magical backstage tryst before she was proven a trashy little gold digger and faded into obscurity?

Get ready for that to happen again.

Star Magazine is alleging that an unnamed woman in Europe has emerged claiming that she was knocked up by the Biebs in 2010 after a one-nighter.

The woman, 25, says she met Justin at a TGI Friday's after a show in Miami, where he swiftly put the moves on and invited her up to his room. Justin would have been just 15 at the time. (If Justin's age is the most disturbing thing about the report, the second is that he would have sex after eating at TGI Friday's.)

The accuser says she returned overseas a short time later, only to find out there was a bun in her oven, and she says she's "100% sure" the tween sensation kneaded the dough.

So why didn't she tell anyone? “She just wanted to protect her baby. She wanted to keep her and her family away from any spotlight," says a shadowy source.

At first it seems strange that the woman would remain anonymous -- until you remember she's calling herself a statutory rapist who consumes mediocre chicken tenders at chain restaurants.

A rep for Justin told Gossip Cop the story is ludicrous, as if that wasn't already totally obvious. He may not always be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but it stands to reason he knows how to avoid becoming anyone's baby daddy.