This political TV show host and author once argued that the existence of tides also prove the existence of God. In his own words, which failed to take science into account, he said, "Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that."
Explaining what it takes to believe in that little "myth" called climate change, this media personality claimed, "You must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon ."
Sounding like someone from the TV show 'Drunk History,' this former VP-hopeful once described Paul Revere thusly: "He who warned the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms by ringing those bells, and makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots..."
This singer was trying to sound intellectual while quoting a famous Irish poet. But then he said, "I'm gonna quote a line from Yeats, I think it is: 'The best lack all conviction, while the best are filled' ... oh no. It's the other way around."
This reality show star was so confident his wife's album would sell millions that he bragged, "Madonna, eat your heart out, Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus."
This 'Real Housewife,' who clearly thinks natural child birth should be left to animals, once admitted, "I'm having anything they can give me to take off the edge cause I cannot be screaming like a wolf and pooping on no tables."
This former sports star was trying to answer questions about his never-ending divorce when he asked for the clarification, "When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?"
This occasional British boy band member had no sympathy for the victims of 9/11 because, hey, animals are dying. He once ranted, "This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a f--- about New York when elephants are being killed."
When asked about then-presidential candidate Barack Obama, this rapper didn't believe that was his real name. As he ranted, "That ain’t no f—ing name, yo ... You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f— outta here."
Stop us if you've heard this one. An uber-conservative political pundit pretty much thinks that in order to bring peace to the world, "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."
It's never a good idea to threaten children -- even when they're yours. That was news to this hot-headed actor, who once told his own daughter, "I don't give a damn that you're twelve years old or eleven years old … You have humiliated me for the last time."
When celebrities win awards, they often thank their parents, and this athlete did the same, even if he didn't quite understand how parents work. He once remarked, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Everyone has to pay taxes. Yes, even this R&B singer, who said she should be exempt because she's "a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them. I had an economic system imposed on me."
White is white, unless it's pink. As one actress explained, "To me there is no such thing as people of color cause in reality people aren’t white. Paper is white. People are pink."
Human compassion? What's that? After Hurricane Katrina, this former First Lady mused, "So many of the people in the arenas here, you know, were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them."