Obviously animals only procreate to be made into fur coats. At least according to this model, who said, "I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats. And if we didn't wear fur coats, those little animals would never have been born!"
Remember that time the Beatles got back together? Neither do we, but this girl group member does, explaining, "You know how the Beatles broke off -- they all did their solo projects and they came back together and they were even stronger."
Adding credence to the old adage that when it comes to brains, pro athletes are sometimes a few players short of a team, this former basketball player once bragged, "We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees."
This socialite and daughter of rock royalty is a fan of Jennifer Aniston's -- just not her hideous face. As she tells it, "I like her cause she's, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else."
This singer turned Playboy model got her start after being discovered on a reality show, but she lost what little clout she had by saying, "I don't condone Hitler one ounce, but yes, he was a brilliant man. Can you guys say that he wasn't? He ran a country."
Quick, get out your smallest violins. This R&B star previously whined, "Latching on to my every word and criticizing makes you look thirsty. I can't even piss without somebody complaining. Imagine how I feel."
Here's what happens when you invite this crazed actor over for the holidays: "I had not entirely let go of whatever magic I had been channeling, and all hell broke loose ... I kept saying over and over, 'Merry Christmas you assholes!'"
This retired sports star once sweet-talked ladies everywhere by complaining, "Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking and having sex."
This lead singer always wears shades -- even inside and at night -- but he would never deign to run for office. As he explained, "I wouldn't run for president. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house."