Standards of beauty are somewhat skewed in Hollywood. In order to get roles, career success and media attention, a woman with a perfectly good body is required to purchase a pair of bolt-on boobs to prove she’s really got what it takes to make her mark in the world of celebrities.

Then, to get more attention, she must wear clothing that accentuates the foreign nature of her new body parts. The more anti-gravity they are, the more famous she will become. At least that’s what we’ve been able to figure out.

With that in mind, we present a countdown of the 10 worst celebrity boob jobs in Hollywood.

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