According to Angus T. Jones – you might know him as Jake on ‘Two and a Half Men’ – watching the show that earns him $350k an episode means you aren’t a very good Christian and Satan has already won.

Of course, if you star on that show, well ... come on, only an idiot gives up that kind of money.

If you can stand to watch the stream-of-consciousness ramblings in a Christian themed “testimony” video posted on YouTube, you'll see that Jones, who's been on the show since it started in 2003, refers to the source of his livelihood as “filth” and says, “If you watch ‘Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching ‘Two and a Half Men.’”

Jones, who found religion only after spending his high school days living it up with acid and weed, says the show goes against his now deeply felt Christian values. In fact, he’d rather not be involved with it at all, saying on the video, “I’m on ‘Two and a Half Men’ and I don’t want to be on it."

From what we can tell, Jones is convinced that watching television will rot your brain and Satan is running the show behind the scenes of the sitcom because whatever is happening there is all part of “the enemy’s plan.” Which means it looks like the Christians and Charlie Sheen do agree on something after all.

The good news is that it shouldn’t be too difficult to stop watching the show that should've died when Charlie Harper did. Whenever that finally happens, Jones will need a new gig -- but in the meantime, we're guessing he'll keep on saying those Satan-scripted lines and cashing those massive checks from the Bank of Beelzebub.