Wax Figure Fails: Lindsay Lohan

Theory: Lindsay Lohan is Jason Bateman in drag?

Or maybe the wax artist got confused and made a figure of Lindsay's sister Ali instead. We're not entirely sure what's going on here.

Second theory: Did the sculptor get into Lindsay's stash of cocaine?

Because this looks like the work of someone who was really excited and thought they could make three figures at once, resulting in this weird Lindsay Lohan/Ali Lohan/Jason Bateman hybrid.