It's been over a week since Lindsay Lohan's doctors cut off her Adderall supply and, consequently, she began carving a tunnel through the wall of her room at the Betty Ford clinic with a spoon.
Now she's vowing to stock up on the drug the second she leaves. Hopefully the good folks at Walgreens carry riot gear.
Did you know Lindsay Lohan had a clothing line? No? Well, that's part of the problem. Neither did anyone else.
A debacle led Linds to file a $1 million suit against D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, which manufactured the line. But the company is counter-suing, saying her "drug-addled" image cost them $5 million.
Lindsay Lohan is looking for a lover in her Funny or Die eHarmony video, which is actually pretty charmingly self-aware.
After bouncing around from treatment center to treatment center, Lindsay Lohan finally settled on the apparent utopia of the Betty Ford clinic, where she could chain-smoke during her 90-day stay and take uppers on the reg.
But now Nurse Ratched (or the clinic's docs) have decided to strip Linds of the one thing that allows her to kinda sorta keep it together -- Adderall -- sending her into fight-or-flight mode.
Brooke Mueller checked into the Betty Ford Center so she could hang out with Lindsay Lohan in rehab.
This should end well.
The Betty Ford Clinic, where Lindsay Lohan is undergoing her 90-day court-mandated rehab, wants to bring Michael and Dina Lohan together for a good ol' fashioned family trainwreck bonding session.
Lindsay Lohan had two victories this week after a long losing streak: The troubled starlet not only completed a detox at the Betty Ford Center, but she also got one of the seemingly endless lawsuits in which she's embroiled dismissed.
Lindsay Lohan is getting breaks once again. Not only did the troubled starlet re-hire her long-suffering attorney Shawn Holley, she also got the A-OK to take Adderall in rehab.
Well, maybe.
Now that super-lawyer Shawn Holley has agreed to represent Lindsay Lohan again like a true masochist, she's throwing down the gauntlet and making sure she gets the dough she's owed from last time.
Before finally going away for her 90 days in court-mandated rehab, Lindsay Lohan decided to talk about rehab, drugs and alcohol (the LiLo trifecta) with London newspaper the Daily Mail, because maybe she thought the Brits would be nicer to her.
The article is definitely a TL;DR type of situation -- so we read it for you and compiled the best quotes about the rehab sitch. Don't say we never did anything for you.
