American Girl dolls: they're the stuff nightmares are made of, with their unblinking soulless eyes, buck teeth and collectibility among grown women. However, this did not stop Victoria and David Beckham from buying one for their son, Romeo.
On the one hand, we applaud them for allowing their son to play with the toys he wants, regardless of what kind of toys they are (My Buddy made that one possible once), but we wish it was one that didn't look like it was going to come alive at night and strangle him.
And speaking of two oranges in a sack, Victoria Beckham -- whom we used to know and love as Posh Spice -- was apparently smuggling produce for a while. She has since had them removed and replaced with something a little more life-like, but the two unearthly beings on her chest were enough to give any legitimate plastic surgeon nightmares.
Victoria Beckham is famous for four things, none of which have anything to do with the Spice Girls: She's stick-thin, she scowls in paparazzi photos, she has a lot of kids and she's married to David Beckham.
But the smile-averse fashionista is also a rather talented designer -- we'll give her that. All the stars wear pieces from her eponymous collection. Now, you too can learn to perfect your Posh impression by bookmarking her website.
A long time ago, in a land far, far away, a dour-faced maiden named Victoria Beckham was alone -- so terribly alone, for no one wanted to date her. But then along came her white knight, David, who brought joy to her life and a smile to her face.
Wait. This must be a different Victoria and David because everyone knows Mrs. Beckham never smiles.
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