Snooki – Stars at Prom
Today on Twitter several celebrities weighed in on yesterday's (April 15) Boston Marathon bombing, while the rest were preoccupied with other important business.
Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose welcomed their first baby into the world on Feb. 21. And since Snooki has a grand total of one baby herself, MTV assumed she's now 100 percent qualified to give the new parents some advice.
In fact, she's the network's first celebrity baby correspondent. So there's that.
Part of you is probably thinking, “Snooki and JWoww? I don't want to watch them doing anything, much less dressing Conan O'Brien up like a Staten Island mob wife.”
But the other part is screaming, “I WANT TO SEE CONAN IN FALSE EYELASHES!”
And ultimately? That part always wins.
Former 'Jersey Shore' participants Snooki and JWoww have some healthy advice for all the single ladies on Valentine's Day: Get over yourself and then get wasted. Which is pretty much the type of advice you'd expect them to dig from the depths of their breast implants hearts.
A royal baby is on the way for Prince William and Kate Middleton, and who better to give them tips on pregnancy and childcare than 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki.
Trust her -- she's been a mom for four whole months to one baby who's still alive. Isn't that enough?
Before she had a baby, 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki used to wake up covered in garbage (human and otherwise). But these days she's a respectable member of society -- at least until science discovers the overuse of bronzer is actually what's killing the environment.