Snooki Decides a Human Skin Color Is Not for Her
Our long national nightmare is over. Now that she’s no longer preggers, Snooki is again free to while away the hours in a tanning bed, baking herself to the color of a braised turkey.
When the ‘Jersey Shore’ star found out she was knocked up last year, she not only stopped having drunken bar fights, she gave up her first love: tanning. The sacrifice was a mighty one, and as you can see by the before-and-after shots above, it left her skin a shade that was almost — gasp! — human in nature.
But after becoming a mom (man, that’s still hard to type) to son Lorenzo on Aug. 26, Snooki was eager to get back to her old GTL routine — mainly the T part.
On Friday, she told her 5.6 million Twitter followers, “Omg just went tanning since like a year ago.”
Which means it’s only a matter of time until she surrounds herself with potatoes and carrots and regrows that pop-up timer in her back.