You know that awkward moment when you arrive at the Daytime Emmys only to find the matriarch of the family you've been mocking for years is sitting with you? No? Well, Kathy Griffin sure did, when she found herself rubbing elbows with Kris Jenner this past Sunday (June 16).
If the E! network's new 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' promo looks a tad too perfect to you, that's because it's been photoshopped beyond comprehension, even going so far as to add in a member of the family.
Her quest to take over the world one show at a time isn't working out so well for Kris Jenner. She did get Khloe Kardashian a hosting gig on 'X Factor,' but when that was clearly going south, Kris decided the problem wasn't her daughter -- it was Mario Lopez.
Khloe's the one who lost her job, but it certainly wasn't for Kris's lack of trying.
Now that it's clear he and Rita Ora are never ever getting back together, Rob Kardashian had the wackiest 26th birthday ever -- and most of it had to do with the fact that his mom Kris Jenner tagged along to Las Vegas to celebrate with him.
Or, knowing Kris Jenner, it was the other way around.
Let's see, a woman who allegedly made a deal to sell her own daughter's sex tape and was accused of cheating on her husband to the detriment of her children. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Yes, we warned you it could happen, but that doesn’t mean we made it so. We said there was a chance that Kris Jenner would get her own talk show, but we still held out hope it was all a giant hoax meant to keep us up nights.
But now? All hope is lost, because America’s best-dressed windbag will indeed blow hot air all over Fox this summer -- right when we really won’t need it.