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Because She Hates Humanity, Kris Jenner Wants Her Kids on More TV Shows

Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney Kardashian and Kris Jenner
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After successfully landing Khloe Kardashian a spot judging on ‘X Factor,’ matriarch Kris Jenner has now set her manicured claws on daughters Kim and Kourtney.

Taking helicopter-parenting to a whole new level, Kris hopes to land them hosting or judging gigs as well — presumably so this clan can continue its evil quest of taking over television one network at a time.

For cross-promotional purposes, Kris envisions Kourtney on ‘Project Runway’ (because of her “help” on the family’s clothing line Dash), while for camera-loving Kim, a spot on ‘America’s Next Top Model’ would be ideal.

As a source told Radar Online, “Kris thinks Kim and Kourtney can benefit from Khloe’s luck and is desperate for them to go off on their own and appear on other shows. As soon as the ['X Factor'] contract was signed, Kris immediately got on the phone to various TV production companies to find out if there was something that Kim and Kourtney could work on.”

While we’re glad Khloe landed the gig and may finally earn a name for herself outside of just being “the big one,” it would be preferential if a few channels remained Kardashian-free. Can’t the FCC intervene here?

Won’t somebody please think of the children?

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