Never one to change their lifestyle because they're making bank on reality TV, 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' matriarch Mama June got married this weekend in redneck style. And by that we mean "in a camouflage wedding dress with bright orange accents and rainbow colored flowers."
'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' matriarch Mama June Shannon was all glam when she appeared at the 2013 GLAAD Media Awards -- but it wasn't a done-up reality show star she reminded us of, but rather a certain overdone secretary on 'The Drew Carey Show,' Mimi Bobeck.
After being reprimanded by the Girl Scouts of America for selling its famous cookies to her fan base online, Honey Boo Boo switched to selling the overpriced but delicious treats the old-fashioned way: at the mall with handmade signs.
Someone should really call Ryan Gosling. He might be in for a few hundred boxes himself.
Honey Boo Boo is going international, with the television show set to air in Australia, the Netherlands, Italy and Latin America. We can't wait to see how words like "y'all" translate into other languages, or how other countries will start to assume we all think spaghetti sauce is ketchup and butter.
'MERICA!
The stars of 'Honey Boo Boo' are known for their questionable dining choices. From roadkill to spaghetti with ketchup and butter to shortening-coated turkey, they aren't exactly the healthiest of families.
Yet by some miracle, this influx of cholesterol-filled, diabetes-enhancing food stuff didn't stop Boo's mom, June Shannon, from losing 102 pounds over a two-year period. All without exercise.
If you’ve seen television or the internet even for just a moment over the last year, you’re probably aware of the child beauty queen Alana Thompson – better known by her self-proclaimed nickname Honey Boo Boo Child – and her very proudly redneck family.
One member of the clan is Alana's gay uncle, Lee Thompson, whom she calls Uncle Poodle. It's hard enough being gay in rural Georgia, but now Thompson has made an even harder public admission: He's HIV positive.
Say what you will about Honey Boo Boo and company, but despite the fact that they may cause celebrity car accidents, think ketchup and tomato sauce are the same thing and are convinced that vegetarians can't eat mayonnaise, they may be smarter than you think.
Case in point: Family matriarch Mama June has wisely set up trust funds for all five of her children/grandchildren.
Adam Levine recently said Honey Boo Boo was a factor in the “decay of Western civilization," and nothing bears that out more than the fact that her show and others like it have led to the popularity of so-called "hillbilly porn."
We didn't even know such a thing existed. And now we're wishing for those halcyon days of innocence.
Despite being a coach on 'The Voice,' which makes amateur singers perform in a boxing ring while Cee Lo Green shows off his exotic animal collection, Adam Levine has gone on record saying it's actually Honey Boo Boo who carries the weight of society's downfall on her tiny little shoulders.
Damn. First she's blamed for car wrecks when she wasn't even there, and now this happens. Sister can't catch a break.
She's been blamed for many things, and now Honey Boo Boo is apparently responsible for movie stars' car wrecks, too. At least that's the story Jennifer Lawrence gave Jay Leno on Monday night.
