The stomach-turning redneck family that provides all kinds of “entertainment” in the hit TLC show ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ has divided our country in a way the politicians could never even hope to do: You either hate them, or you just love to hate them.

Or, if you’re Christopher Walken, you don’t even know who the hell they are -- but you can do dramatic readings of their conversations like a pro.

On a recent visit to 'The Screen Junkies Show’ to promote their new film ‘Seven Psychopaths,’ Walken, Sam Rockwell and Colin Farrell had the unique opportunity to do a staged reading of some scenes from episodes of 'HCHBB.' (Bonus: They also learned the super secret Thompson family “sketti” recipe.)

Christopher Walken attempting to talk June-style with Rockwell playing the unrivaled Honey Boo Boo is exactly why web videos were invented. But you simply haven’t lived until you hear Walken and Farrell discussing weight loss in their best HBB dialect -- and one of them has to say “vajiggle jaggle.”

We do hope the Academy is watching.

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