David Beckham Retiring From Soccer, Will Hopefully Be Shirtless More Often
Pro soccer player (aka our golden god) David Beckham is retiring.
From playing. Not from being the fire of lady loins.
Pro soccer player (aka our golden god) David Beckham is retiring.
From playing. Not from being the fire of lady loins.
Look at the dog. Now look at David Beckham. Now look back at the dog. It is now five times cuter.
We couldn't have a best bodies list without including the perpetually shirtless soccer/football player David Beckham, could we?
No. No we could not.
American Girl dolls: they're the stuff nightmares are made of, with their unblinking soulless eyes, buck teeth and collectibility among grown women. However, this did not stop Victoria and David Beckham from buying one for their son, Romeo.
On the one hand, we applaud them for allowing their son to play with the toys he wants, regardless of what kind of toys they are (My Buddy made that one possible once), but we wish it was one that didn't look like it was going to come alive at night and strangle him.
As part of her 'Undercover' segment on her daytime talk show, Ellen DeGeneres sends celebrities out into the real world and forces them to obey her every command.
This time around, her victim was David Beckham, who had to ask Target customers if they'd like to try his perfume. And by "his perfume," we mean the David Beckham brand of perfume.
David Beckham is never not sexy, so today let us honor this insanely beautiful soccer player and the many ways in which he looks hot in his underwear. That's right -- Beckham is so hot that we're featuring him for a second time.
This week, soccer player David Beckham showed off his considerable assets while simultaneously promoting his new bodywear collection with H&M.
Prompting us to think, "Why hello there. How polite of you to carry a salami around in case we get hungry."
The fact that David Beckham is a soccer player (or "footballer" as those snooty Brits like to say) is probably the least important facet of his life -- to us, anyway. The fact that he has amazingly bronzed abs that he likely stole from the Greek god Adonis is a much more viable trait.