Octomom Checks Into Rehab for a Xanax Addiction No One’s Surprised She Has
Seems all that baby-birthing and porn-doing and position-taking has caught up with her, though, because she’s just entered rehab to kick a dependency on prescription drugs. (Though we’re guessing she doesn’t take nearly as many as we would in her shoes.)
TMZ reports that the duties of caring for her gaggle of children are now being divided among three nannies, two friends and a driver while Suleman spends 30 days in the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center.
A rep for Suleman said, “Nadya wanted to get off the Xanax she was prescribed by her doctor and learn to deal with her stress, exhaustion and anxiety with professional help with a team of doctors. Nadya wanted to deal with her issues and make sure she is the best mother she can be.”
We’re thinking that might take more than 30 days. She has way more than a month’s worth of issues.
But if it takes longer, it’s covered. In a gesture of misguided generosity, the rehab facility has offered to foot the cost of the treatment — thus leaving Octo more cash for her many stress-relieving manicures and haircuts.