Octomom Takes Home the Oscar of Porn, Wins ‘Best Celebrity Sex Tape’ at the AVN Awards
Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, can now add Adult Video News Award winner to her expansive resume — she won the AVN win for Best Celebrity Sex Tape this weekend, and you just know her eleventymillion kids will be super-proud of that someday.
Suleman was nominated for the award based on her solo sex tape ‘Octomom: Home Alone’ (see left), which also garnered nominations for Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign.
Octomom previously considered the award in the bag because she didn’t recognize any of the other “celebrities” nominated, so when she won the category on Jan. 19, she was over-the-moon ecstatic.
“This is fantastic, what an honor,” she said. “Hopefully this will open the doors to more opportunities. I’m proud I did this movie, it helped me grow into a woman … [It's] is a true reflection of my intimate side. I am excited to have the award, I am trying to figure out where I will put it.”
We’d say we have suggestions, but just because she opened the door with an easy line like that doesn’t mean we have to stroll through.
In return for a $20,000 fee for doing four shows from Feb. 14-16, T’s will drop a lawsuit they had against Octomom for breach of contract when she bailed on a similar deal last year because club employees were trash-talking her. Standards!
But if you’re thinking about getting a lap dance from Octo, fuggetaboudit — she’s only dancing on stage. What kind of girl do you think she is?