Seriously, we practically gave this one away so hard you had to know it wasn't Bruce Springsteen, but Jon Bon Jovi who owns this upscale penthouse. Because it's his life and it's now or never ... okay, we're done now. Promise.

Jovi and his wife Dorothea bought the SoHo duplex back in 2007 for $24 million and are currently selling the 7,500 square-foot space for $42 million. Yowza. It boasts five bedrooms (two of which are master suites), five full baths and two half-baths.

The penthouse also has a fully landscaped roof terrace comprising 3,100 square feet, as well as a media room, projection room, mirrored fireplace, two kitchens and a "Great Room" (that all the other rooms mutter under their breath isn't actually that great).

Check out some more photos of JBJ's penthouse below.

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