Cops and Lawyers

Country music star Billy Currington was indicted in Chatham County, Ga. this afternoon (April 24) on charges of making terroristic threats and "abuse of an elderly person," which is pretty much the worst kind of abuse ever.

Being an MTV 'Teen Mom' is pretty competitive these days. It's a constant struggle between putting food in the mouths of children and upstaging other teen moms. So, with Farrah Abraham shopping porn around, the natural move for any other teen mom would be to attack their spouse and possess enough heroin to murder a pack of elephants. Enter Jenelle Evans.

Moments after Reese Witherspoon's husband Jim Toth was pinched for driving under the influence and Witherspoon was arrested for sassing an officer, she was videotaped in handcuffs -- and not in the way people would pay good money to see. We're guessing this will most likely put a snag in her status as America's Sweetheart.

Jim Toth, hubby to Reese Witherspoon and alleged drunk driver, feels really bad about that whole DUI thing. So bad, in fact, that he may head over to rehab.

Robert Todd Harrell, the 41-year-old bassist for 3 Doors Down, was charged with vehicular homicide after a fatal crash in Nashville on Friday, April 19.

As you've probably heard by now, 'Election' star Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday, April 12, after her husband Jim Toth got a DUI and she got mouthy and self-important with law enforcement in a rather Tracy Flick-esque manner. But now she's issued a mea culpa.

Actress Reese Witherspoon, 37, and her 42-year-old husband, talent agent Jim Toth, apparently kicked off their weekend early: He was arrested for DUI on Friday, April 12. And Reese found herself in handcuffs too -- for running her Oscar-winning mouth at the cops.

Snoop Lion, formerly known as Snoop Dogg, held his annual 420 Festival yesterday to celebrate all things weed. The only problem? The party got shut down as soon as he got there.

Amanda Bynes is continuing her litigious streak. After flipping out at Complex magazine and Perez Hilton, the visibly disturbed starlet is threatening to send her lawyers after Us Weekly. In yet another rambling Twitter post, Bynes trashed the "trash mag" and its staff, throwing in some racial prejudices for good measure.

Since Kris Humphries decided to skip out on the last settlement hearing on his divorce case with Kim Kardashian last Friday (April 12), another one was scheduled for today -- and this one actually ended with the "dissolution" of the marriage. For those of you keeping score at home, the divorce proceedings took exponentially longer than the 72-day marriage lasted.

Michael Jackson's mother Katherine is currently in the midst of a wrongful death suit against tour promoter AEG Live, which she claims was responsible for the death of her son because the company hired embattled doctor Conrad Murray to look after him. But now she has something new to worry about. Seems Debbie Rowe, Michael's ex-wife and the mother of his children Prince and Paris, is set to testif

A SWAT team was called to actor Eddie Kaye Thomas' home after a one-night stand took a very bad turn and Thomas (who played Finch in the 'American Pie' movie franchise) was threatened with a knife. On the plus side, at least it got crazy afterwards.

Lindsay Lohan may have kept it clean at Coachella, but in order to keep it clean for good -- or for at least 90 days -- she still needs rehab. While it was previously reported that the actress-cum-trainwreck had chosen a Hamptons rehab facility for her imaginary "lockdown rehab," it appears she's still weighing her options.

Coolio is not living in a hair stylist's paradise. The rapper was recently arrested in Las Vegas on charges of domestic violence, which gave him the chance to model his new 'do for the LVPD.

Vitalii Sediuk, the Ukrainian prankster who crashed the Grammys and later ran onstage to interrupt Adele's acceptance speech (only to be dispatched by Jennifer Lopez and her mighty Thumb of Doom), is facing six months in jail and up to $2,000 in fines. There was really no need to rush the stage with proclamations of love, dude. Adele already knows everyone loves her.

The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of. Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.

Country singer Garth Brooks is being sued by his former business partner, Lisa Sanderson, for being a horrible person with an inflated sense of self-worth. That's not legalese, but you get the idea.

Singer Katy Perry is known in part for her ever-evolving hairstyles, but that wasn't enough to extend her contact with the British hair care company ghd, which dropped the pop star as its spokesperson. The reason? According to ghd, she's just not as popular as she used to be. Ouch. That must burn like the worst curling iron mishap.

Lindsay Lohan is taking rehab really seriously this time, you guys. So seriously, in fact, that she made sure she went to Coachella first -- and so seriously that she won't stay if they don't let her take Adderall while she's there.

Former husband and wife of 72 days, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, were scheduled to rekindle their hatred for one another in person with a court appearance today, but there was one little problem: She was there, but he never showed.