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Ladies and gentleman, remember this former VP of the United States? He once puzzled, "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

This New Jersey native and his tight leather pants hit it big in the '80s, and he and his hair never quite left the scene. (Although there is a lot less of said hair these days.)

Swords don't kill people ... at least, not accidentally. This nerdy child actor once postulated, "I think there were a lot fewer random deaths with swords. I could be wrong. I have no idea."

Once upon a time, this actress walked with dinosaurs. Real dinosaurs. Way back when, she said, "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."

One of these people is not like the other. This actor was quoted as saying, "I think that people like the Howard Sterns, the Bill O'Reillys and to a lesser degree the Bin Ladens of the world are making a horrible contribution."

This former pro basketball player's dreams of being a diplomat seem even more unlikely when you remember he once said, "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

Because the U.N. doesn't have enough to do, this former boy band member once explained, "I also want to work with the United Nations to help the great apes and the coral reefs."

Which comedian slash actor slash internet award presenter is trying to sell his contemporary ranch house in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles? Again?

We've gotta start going to church with this guy. As he explained, "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... A pulsating force of incredible energy."

Maybe it just sounded better in his head, but this actor once (regretfully) admitted out loud, "I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them."

There's a first time for everything and then after that it can't be a first time again ... or something. This songstress once said, "I think you can't repeat the first time of something."

This is why crack is wack. Further proving that he has no imagination, this singer once tried to defend himself by saying, "The reason why I tried to kill that man is because he spat on me. That's the dirtiest thing you can do to a man."

Stupid books have no substance, no morals, no words. This singer once complained, "There's, like, no lessons... There's, like, no books about anything."

The owner of this home, who has a talent for tickling the ivories and a set of serious pipes to match, is currently busy promoting her new album and taking care of her interestingly-named son. Whether she's playing a song off her flame-filled album for her fans (including President Obama) or taking an '80s cartoon theme and turning it into a soulful ballad, this gorgeous lady can do no wrong in ou

Seems this politician thinks global warming is so bad that the climate is melting the stripes right off the animals on the Veldt. He once said, "A zebra does not change its spots."

Failure is not an option -- unless it's school we're talking about. This rapper admitted, "I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid."

Sounds like someone probably has a really weird Amazon Wish List. This Canadian songstress once said, "To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God."

YOU: You've made a business out of discovering unknown talent by making people compete for votes on national television. You also managed to bring back the boy band when we least expected it. Your brutally honest -- and usually quite insulting -- critiques of performances make you frightening and refreshing all at once...

Someone took the United States Secretary of the Interior title a little too literally, telling that person, "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."

This singer and former reality judge is the gift that keeps on giving, no matter how many times you try to return it. She once lamented, "I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am."