Vivica A. Fox may be a good actress, but she’s not fooling anybody. She’s tall with a wide frame, so large breasts shouldn’t seem out of place on her body, even if she’s svelte.

But she must not have gotten the memo that, in order to look natural, the tricky tatas shouldn’t resemble Tempur-Pedic pillows folded into a duvet.

We know she wants to show off her cleavage because she probably paid a good deal of money for it, but has she never noticed how strange and lumpy those low-cut dresses make her chest look? Did the doctor try at all to actually implant the prostheses? Perhaps they’re ribbed for her pleasure.

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