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Joe Francis Says ‘Retarded’ Jury Who Convicted Him of Assault ‘Should Be Euthanized’
We last heard from known douchenozzle and 'Girls Gone Wild' creator Joe Francis, he was being convicted of assault and false imprisonment after trying to keep three women in his house and slamming one girl's head into a tile floor multiple times like a gentleman.
Now he's mouthing off about the jury who convicted him -- and in the process, making it abundantly clear they did the right thing.
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Ricky Gervais Picked a Twitter Fight With Katy Perry, Rihanna, Beyonce … and God
Funnyman Ricky Gervais -- who has made no secret of his atheism -- recently took to his Twitter feed in the wake of the devastating tornado in Oklahoma to call out some fellow celebs that he felt should've been more tangible with their sympathy.
Bill Murray + This Crying Baby May Be Brothers From Another Mother [PHOTO]
Lately, Bill Murray has been known more and more for his crazy antics than his iconic film roles -- antics like showing up at random house parties, pranking construction workers and riding around Europe on a golf cart.
Now he can add one more thing to his repertoire: making babies cry.
Two Tabloid Photographers Claim Amanda Bynes Is Doing Drugs + Has Dirty Hobbit Feet
Amanda Bynes has been relatively silent lately, signaling the inevitable meltdown that was to come. And (ta-dah!) it's here -- in the form of a new report that Amanda is drugging it up, shirking personal hygiene and blacking out her windows.
Lindsay Lohan Can’t Wait to Get Back on the Adderall Train
It's been over a week since Lindsay Lohan's doctors cut off her Adderall supply and, consequently, she began carving a tunnel through the wall of her room at the Betty Ford clinic with a spoon.
Now she's vowing to stock up on the drug the second she leaves. Hopefully the good folks at Walgreens carry riot gear.
Brandi Glanville + LeAnn Rimes Are At It Again
Champion catfighters LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville have been mighty quiet lately -- so quiet we thought maybe the dust had settled on their continuing feud.
But apparently not, because LeAnn got on twitter Monday (May 20) and fired yet another shot to her purchased devoted followers.
Jewel, Kevin Bacon, Milla Jovovich + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 21) celebrities reacted to the devastating tornado that ripped through Oklahoma, and rallied everyone who's able to help with the recovery.
Lindsay Lohan Sued by Clothing Company for Having a Lousy Reputation
Did you know Lindsay Lohan had a clothing line? No? Well, that's part of the problem. Neither did anyone else.
A debacle led Linds to file a $1 million suit against D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, which manufactured the line. But the company is counter-suing, saying her "drug-addled" image cost them $5 million.
Rihanna + Miley Cyrus Want to Make Out
In a recent string of interviews, Miley Cyrus and Rihanna have acknowledged they'd enjoy sucking face with one another, an event that could generate enough collective wolf whistles to be heard from space.
George Wallace, Paris Jackson, Juliette Lewis + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 20) celebrities waited, got fed up, observed people, and spoke nonsense.
Seth MacFarlane Won’t Be Returning to Sing Songs About Boobs at the Oscars
'Family Guy' fans have nothing to go all giggety about today, as Seth Macfarlane announced on Twitter that he wouldn't be returning to host the 2014 Oscars.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Tan Mom’s New Music Video Penetrates Your Ears Like UV Rays [VIDEO]
Last time we checked in on Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil, she had released a rap song, 'It's Tan Mom,' to which the 'Chelsea Lately' staff couldn't help but bust a move.
Now the full song is out, and it's worse than you thought.
eBay Pulls Auction of Farrah Abraham’s Bikini Citing ‘Hygiene Concerns’
Bad news for those of you who wanted to drain $15K on something stained with Farrah Abraham's boob sweat: eBay cancelled an auction featuring the crystal-encrusted bikini Farrah wore on the cover of 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom' -- because it hadn't been washed since she last wore it.
Kanye West Celebrates New Album ‘Yeezus’ by Broadcasting NSFW Video onto Public Buildings
To debut his track 'New Slaves,' Kanye West projected his large, disembodied head onto the side of 66 buildings around the world on Friday, May 17, like a ginormous Wizard of Oz who uses the "n" word a lot.
Carmen Electra’s New Single Challenges You to a Genitalia Measuring Competition
Once upon a time, Carmen Electra was a Prince protegee. Since then, she's been more of an actress and all-around hot babe than a singer -- but with the release of her new single, 'Bigger D-ck,' all that could change.
Maria Shriver, Brandi Glanville, Jim Gaffigan + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 17) celebrities got clean, admired tabloids, dissed fancy foods, navigated traffic and had at least one good cry.
Of Course Courtney Stodden Has a Sex Tape, Too
Courtney Stodden, your favorite 18-going-on-40 media darling, can now add "making sex tapes" to her list of talents, right below "making duck faces" and "not wearing clothes."
Madonna Gave Gwyneth Paltrow an Icy Cold Shoulder at the Met Gala
We already know that Gwyneth Paltrow hated the Met Gala because it was super "un-fun." But perhaps another reason was that ex-BFF Madonna was giving her the cold, punk-clad shoulder the whole time.
Skylar Astin, Britney Spears, Donald Faison + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 16) celebrities experienced continued dental woes, craved breakfast, drew blanks, celebrated anniversaries, rah-rah'd and went bug-eyed.
Farrah Abraham Did an Interview and Basically Called Herself a Prostitute [VIDEO]
Farrah Abraham, famous teen mom of the "backdoor" variety, has finally opened up (ha!) about her life, sexual proclivities, and crippling ennui.