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Kanye West Rants He’s the ‘Worst Kind Of Celebrity’ + Very Serious About It [NSFW VIDEO]
Kanye West has things to say. And because he's a tortured artist, he can't do it in a press release or interview. He won't be restrained by the man.
So instead, he yells auto-tuned things to his audiences between songs at concerts.
Emma Watson, Mr. T, Lena Dunham + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 15) celebrities played stylist, craved sweets, communicated with fans, did chores and (sort of) showed their anglophobia.
So It Turns Out Melissa Joan Hart Isn’t a Bankable Movie Star
It looks like Melissa Joan Hart could have used some teenage witch magic -- the actress has put the kibosh on her ill-fated Kickstarter campaign after it failed to raise enough money for a movie she wanted to do.
Crazed Taylor Swift Fan Arrested for Swimming to Her Swanky New Beach House
An overzealous Taylor Swift fan was arrested in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday, May 15, after swimming up to her new digs in Rhode Island.
LeAnn Rimes May or May Not Have Bought Herself a Whole Lot of Twitter Followers
Country star and internet villain LeAnn Rimes has once again come under fire -- this time from observant detractors claiming she's been purchasing Twitter followers.
Brooke Mueller Really Misses Those Huge Child Support Checks from Charlie Sheen
Denise Richards is still taking care of Brooke Mueller's children with Charlie Sheen while she parties rehabs with Lindsay Lohan at the Betty Ford clinic.
Now Mueller's hatching a plan to get the twins back -- and the hefty child support check that comes with them.
Jeff Daniels, Lena Headey, Russell Crowe + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 14) celebrities didn't just laud Angelina Jolie -- they also celebrated anniversaries, lamented the state of television, discussed tattoos, live-tweeted shows and dropped hints about future projects.
Kristen Bell, Elizabeth Banks + More Commend Angelina Jolie for Mastectomy Announcement
After Angelina Jolie wrote a beautifully-penned op-ed piece in the New York Times to announce she'd undergone a secret double-mastectomy, fellow celebrities heralded her courage and activism on Twitter.
Kim Kardashian’s Car Is Nearly Hit By a Paparazzo She Probably Called Herself
Kim Kardashian was livid last night after a close encounter with paparazzi, taking to Twitter to vent her frustration.
Vin Diesel Says He Put Facebook on the Map + Mark Zuckerberg Owes Him ‘Billions Of Dollars’
When he's not blowing things up on screen or making that signature Vin Diesel face, Vin Diesel likes being online. So much so that he thinks that social networking behemoth Facebook owes him big-time.
Jose Canseco, Anna Kendrick, Albert Brooks + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 13) celebrities savored, lamented Barbra Walter's 'View' departure, got optimistic, fought the tax man and admired each other from afar.
Lindsay Lohan Plotting an Escape After Betty Ford Cuts Off Her Adderall
After bouncing around from treatment center to treatment center, Lindsay Lohan finally settled on the apparent utopia of the Betty Ford clinic, where she could chain-smoke during her 90-day stay and take uppers on the reg.
But now Nurse Ratched (or the clinic's docs) have decided to strip Linds of the one thing that allows her to kinda sorta keep it together -- Adderall -- sending her into fight-o
Gwyneth Paltrow Gave a Drunk Interview in Which She Toasted Hairless Ladybits
Gwyneth Paltrow, hot off her 'Iron Man 3' performance, has been granting interviews left and right with the hoi polloi to prove she's just like you and me.
It was no different when she sat down with Australia's 'The Kyle and Jackie O Show.'
Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry On His Show Being Cancelled [VIDEO]
Matthew Perry attended a Los Angeles Kings hockey game (as usual) on Friday, May 10 -- hours after NBC announced the cancellation of his show 'Go On' -- when an ill-informed broadcaster decided to congratulate him.
New ‘Arrested Development’ Teaser Will Remind You to Always Leave a Note [VIDEO]
It's the final countdown.
After seven years of sobbing loudly in a showers while wearing cutoffs, 'Arrested Development' fans can rejoice: The new trailer for season 4 has arrived, and it's even more exciting than a fire (sale).
So Kanye West Walked Into a Pole and Then Cussed Out a Photographer [NSFW VIDEO]
Every once in a while, something happens that reminds you how serendipitous the universe can be. Case in point? Kanye West walking headfirst into a pole.
Chris Brown, Fran Drescher, Rob Thomas + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 10) celebrities celebrated the weekend, judged others, objectified, dated and offered some sage wisdom.
Justin Bieber Has a Beer in South Africa, Says Nelson Mandela Is ‘The Man’ [PHOTO]
Justin Bieber is continuing his tour of the world, leaving nothing but a trail of destruction and un-tipped wait staff in his wake. Now he's in South Africa, where he can legally drink like an adult.
Take that, restrictive American consumption laws!
Hulk Hogan Wants His Sex Tape Erased from the Internet, Doesn’t Get How the Internet Works
Wrestling superstar and walking leather handbag Hulk Hogan is now attempting to purge the internet of that XXX video featuring him that leaked last year.
Maybe he should talk to Beyonce about the futility of online scrubs.
Kate Upton Covers Vogue + Addresses Her Body Critics [PHOTOS]
Kate Upton graces the June 2013 cover of Vogue -- just so you moms out there will know what to expect beneath your sons' beds this summer.