RuPaul and Honey Boo Boo May Become the Most Unholy Match-Up Ever

Watch out -- you may be about to have a guilty pleasure, can’t-turn-away-from-the-trainwreck sensory overload. The world’s most outspoken drag queen made an offer to the world’s most outspoken child beauty pageant queen, and it may be an offer she can't refuse.

Little Alana Thompson has made a name for herself on TLC’s creepy child beauty pageant series ‘Toddlers and Tiaras,’ and that name is Honey Boo Boo Child. After one of her incoherent rants went viral, the network offered her family their own show, and now we have the opportunity to waste hours of our lives watching the soupy mess of humanity that is ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.’

And apparently, we're not alone. Recording artist, catwalk maven, show host and drag queen extraordinaire RuPaul also enjoys watching the redneck family and Her Royal Tackiness herself -- their mouthy daughter -- derail on a regular basis.

He even told E! News that they share some things in common, saying, “She is the queen. She understands what drag is. That’s what pageants are. That’s why pageants are so lovely."

Because RuPaul claims that Honey Boo Boo Child is “my reason 4 living,” he has extended an offer to the precocious contestant to sing with him on his upcoming album of duets. He said, as only RuPaul can say, “I’m doing a duet record and I’m here to ask Honey Boo Boo Child to be my partner. I love anybody who dances to the beat of a different drummer.”

We’re confident this deal will come to fruition if RuPaul manages to make the deal sweet enough, which shouldn’t take much -- because we all know that a dollar makes little Honey Boo Boo holler.