White is white, unless it's pink. As one actress explained, "To me there is no such thing as people of color cause in reality people aren’t white. Paper is white. People are pink."
Human compassion? What's that? After Hurricane Katrina, this former First Lady mused, "So many of the people in the arenas here, you know, were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them."
The English language cried quietly to itself when this former hype man/hip-hop group member explained of his love interest, " is very, very dramatical. She tried to hypmotize me."
Obviously animals only procreate to be made into fur coats. At least according to this model, who said, "I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats. And if we didn't wear fur coats, those little animals would never have been born!"
This R&B girl group member turned reality star recently sold this Hidden Hills, Calif. mansion for a whopping sum, making a hefty profit in the process.
Despite his body being mostly made of water and despite swimming in tons of water for a living, this Olympian once made the vast understatement, "Water is practically a part of my life."
Remember that time the Beatles got back together? Neither do we, but this girl group member does, explaining, "You know how the Beatles broke off -- they all did their solo projects and they came back together and they were even stronger."
Adding credence to the old adage that when it comes to brains, pro athletes are sometimes a few players short of a team, this former basketball player once bragged, "We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees."
This slightly deranged actor has clearly never taken anatomy. He once threatened, "If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body."
This socialite and daughter of rock royalty is a fan of Jennifer Aniston's -- just not her hideous face. As she tells it, "I like her cause she's, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else."
This gorgeous mansion in the Carribean is currently on the market by its silver-haired owner, whom we're pretty sure came out of the womb with his grey locks intact.
This singer turned Playboy model got her start after being discovered on a reality show, but she lost what little clout she had by saying, "I don't condone Hitler one ounce, but yes, he was a brilliant man. Can you guys say that he wasn't? He ran a country."
Quick, get out your smallest violins. This R&B star previously whined, "Latching on to my every word and criticizing makes you look thirsty. I can't even piss without somebody complaining. Imagine how I feel."
This pop star, known for her intriguing and often provocative clothing choices, once confessed, "I think there's a fine line between being a slut and being classy. I walk in between that line."
This actor could change people's lives -- if he cared to. As he once explained, "It sounds vain, but I could probably make a difference for almost everyone I ever met if I chose to involve myself."
After listing, de-listing and re-listing this Malibu, Calif. home at least four times, this widely-known comedian was finally able to get someone to take the property off his hands so he could make his big move to New York City.
Here's what happens when you invite this crazed actor over for the holidays: "I had not entirely let go of whatever magic I had been channeling, and all hell broke loose ... I kept saying over and over, 'Merry Christmas you assholes!'"
When asked the third grade question, "Budapest is the capital of what European country?" this former 'American Idol' contestant replied with the painful, "I thought Europe was a country?"
This retired sports star once sweet-talked ladies everywhere by complaining, "Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking and having sex."