![You Can Own a Photo of Angelina Jolie Topless With a Horse If You’re Into That Sort of Thing](http://townsquare.media/site/555/files/2013/04/Angelina-Jolie.jpg?w=980&q=75)
You Can Own a Photo of Angelina Jolie Topless With a Horse If You’re Into That Sort of Thing
If you want to see Angelina Jolie topless in a still photo and not on film, you're in luck. Especially if you wanted to see her topless with a horse.
Basically, you're in luck if you're a rich weirdo.
David LaChappelle photographed Jolie 12 years ago, when she was 25 years old and still had a Billy Bob tattoo. She has on no shirt, her brown hair thrown back ... and a horse.
A horse kissing her boobs.
Radar Online reports that the photo, which has never been published anywhere before, is expected to garner up to $50,000 in an auction at Christie's.
Also available for the less perverse? A black and white shot of Jolie with Brad Pitt and a brood of kids -- not theirs. Sex sells better than domesticity, though -- this one is only expected to pull in $15,000.
We suspect a lot of creeps are emptying their couches for change right about now.
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