You Can Own a Photo of Angelina Jolie Topless With a Horse If You’re Into That Sort of Thing

If you want to see Angelina Jolie topless in a still photo and not on film, you're in luck. Especially if you wanted to see her topless with a horse.

Basically, you're in luck if you're a rich weirdo.

David LaChappelle photographed Jolie 12 years ago, when she was 25 years old and still had a Billy Bob tattoo. She has on no shirt, her brown hair thrown back ... and a horse.

A horse kissing her boobs.

Radar Online reports that the photo, which has never been published anywhere before, is expected to garner up to $50,000 in an auction at Christie's.

Also available for the less perverse? A black and white shot of Jolie with Brad Pitt and a brood of kids -- not theirs. Sex sells better than domesticity, though -- this one is only expected to pull in $15,000.

We suspect a lot of creeps are emptying their couches for change right about now.