Wax Figure Fails: Tom Hanks
We all love Tom Hanks. Who doesn't love Tom Hanks?
You? You're lying.
But this is not Tom Hanks. This is like if you took a doll of Tom Hanks and squeezed its head so its face was all smooshed.
His forehead is so huge -- that thing is going to attract amateur graffiti artists like moths racing to the sun. Better yet, let's attach a flyer to help find his eyelashes.
"MISSING: Tom Hanks' eyelashes. Last seen fluttering by Jamba Juice. Loves giving eyeball hugs. Answers to 'Tom Hanks' Eyelashes' or 'Tickle Pieces.' Approach with caution."