Barack doesn't look so bad -- but his dark, fake hands are giving us wartime flashbacks of that black Jesus in the Madonna video for 'Like a Prayer.'

And Michelle Obama's likeness is akin to squirting nightmare fuel on that fire. How can you do this to our beautiful and amazing First Lady, wax people-makers?!

Oh, but if you see Geena Davis' wax figure, tell her to stop worrying because we found her mouth.