Jeff Probst

Yell at the castaways during challenges, snuff their torches during Tribal Council and then head back to your villa for a few days to suck down mimosas and fresh fruit while never taking off that tres chic denim shirt.

Yep, ‘Survivor’ host Jeff Probst has been pulling the wool over CBS’ eyes for over 25 seasons now, essentially earning himself over a month-long vacation in some tropical paradise twice a year -- all the while earning a paycheck that’s way more handsome than that aforementioned shirt.