Lindsay Lohan had two victories this week after a long losing streak: The troubled starlet not only completed a detox at the Betty Ford Center, but she also got one of the seemingly endless lawsuits in which she's embroiled dismissed.
Lindsay Lohan is getting breaks once again. Not only did the troubled starlet re-hire her long-suffering attorney Shawn Holley, she also got the A-OK to take Adderall in rehab.
Well, maybe.
Now that super-lawyer Shawn Holley has agreed to represent Lindsay Lohan again like a true masochist, she's throwing down the gauntlet and making sure she gets the dough she's owed from last time.
Before finally going away for her 90 days in court-mandated rehab, Lindsay Lohan decided to talk about rehab, drugs and alcohol (the LiLo trifecta) with London newspaper the Daily Mail, because maybe she thought the Brits would be nicer to her.
The article is definitely a TL;DR type of situation -- so we read it for you and compiled the best quotes about the rehab sitch. Don't say we never did anything for you.
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Things you'd never thought you'd hear but now you have: Lindsay Lohan's biographical comic book is now available.
Lindsay Lohan only had to do one thing: check into rehab. That was it. But as usual, even that didn't go as planned, so her never-ending saga has a whole new chapter.
Tara Reid may not get much paid acting work anymore, but she's still welcome to hang out in the TMZ offices, where she entertained staffers by bashing fellow insurance liability Lindsay Lohan.
What would Ernest Hemingway be like if he didn't own as many cats and once starred in a 'Parent Trap' remake? We don't know. So instead, Lindsay Lohan will have to suffice.
As she prepares for a 90-day rehab stint beginning on Thursday, May 2, Linds is already looking ahead and negotiating a deal to blog about the experience after she's discharged.
Lindsay Lohan may have kept it clean at Coachella, but in order to keep it clean for good -- or for at least 90 days -- she still needs rehab.
While it was previously reported that the actress-cum-trainwreck had chosen a Hamptons rehab facility for her imaginary "lockdown rehab," it appears she's still weighing her options.
