Donald Trump will more or less put his face on anything -- cufflinks, eyewear and even hunks of meat. But now he's lent himself to a new crowdfunding website, and has decided to give away "suitcases full of cash" to help spread the word.
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There are plenty of unflattering things in this world to be compared to, but probably the most horrifying of those is having someone say you look like Donald Trump. Unfortunately, that's the lot in life of London's Mayor Boris Johnson (and his hair).
Donald Trump, who has his share of detractors thanks to public stunts like asking President Obama to prove his citizenship and suing comedian Bill Maher for cracking jokes about him, was so happy that someone actually complimented him on Twitter for once that he went right ahead and retweeted the seemingly innocuous statement without giving it a second thought.
At least until someone pointed out that all those strangely capitalized words within the message spelled out something that was far from praise.
Blowhard billionaire Donald Trump generally uses his Twitter account to complain about the state of the world, which is why everyone was confused when he seemingly posted a “raunchy” Lil Wayne lyric from will.i.am. and Britney Spears' remix version of 'Scream & Shout' instead of announcing his latest ridiculous lawsuit.
For some reason – most likely naïve hope – Bill Maher didn't anticipate that he would be asked to talk about the lawsuit between him and Donald Trump on 'Conan' last night (Feb. 12). Thankfully for us, Maher did eventually discuss how he's being sued by the attentionwhoring billionaire for claiming Trump was descended from orangutans.
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As he's wont to do, Donald Trump is trying to take someone else to court over something as petty and idiotic as he is. This time, the defendant is Bill Maher, who claimed that Trump is the offspring of his mother's unholy union with an orangutan.
We don't blame Trump, but for different reasons: Even missing links would be less annoying and douchey than he is.
Donald Trump might be the only person aside from the contestants who think his pageants are remotely relevant. And today they are, because they earned him another $5 million without much work.
The perpetually rust-colored tycoon won a lawsuit against a former Miss USA contestant who accused the pageant of being rigged. We almost care.
As infamous for running his mouth as he is for bad investments and even worse hair, Donald Trump is once again expressing an opinion where he shouldn't -- this time joining Olivier Martinez in taking shots at Gabriel Aubry.
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