Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Diddy
Diddy just wants to be the black Bruce Willis. We're not quite sure what that means, but we assume it's about having aspirations to be a bald badass who was once married to Demi Moore. Yippee ki-yay, mofo!
Even Diddy’s Car Accidents Reek of Money
Oh noes, Diddy was involved in a car wreck and the front end of his Cadillac Escalade was crushed by a Lexus. However will these bereft citizens deal with the physical and emotional damage?
Oh yeah. They're rich. So they'll just buy some new Cadillacs and Lexuses. (Lexi? Lexum?)