Angelina Jolie announced in a New York Times editorial today that she underwent a covert double mastectomy, earning shock and awe from the celebrity world.
Though he wasn't shocked, her life partner (and likely future husband) Brad Pitt was arguably the most awed by her strength, and he said so himself.
The media apparently lacks the imagination necessary to give Jennifer Aniston any narrative other than "scorned woman."
Following reports that the former 'Friend' is postponing her wedding to Justin Theroux, many are now speculating it's because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expected to finally tie the knot this summer.
The Santa Barbara neighbors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's are reportedly furious after the celebrity power couple was spotted using gas-powered motor bikes along the pristine coastline like really attractive Captain Planet supervillains.
Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.
Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling that Brad and Angie (she lets us call her that) had finally tied the knot.
This Valentine's Day, Brad Pitt gave his baby mama Angelina Jolie the gift of clean breath with Eat Whatever breath mints. We can see the card now. You're a breath of fresh air, Valentine!
Since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't acting much lately and seem bored with snatching children from other countries, they've now become vitners. Which is the fancy word for "over-privileged people who make wine."
Power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka Brangelina, have more homes than they do children at this point -- which means more than six. Enough to leave one kid in each house and have a few manses to spare.
