We get what Brad Pitt meant with his old photograph metaphor, but when he tried to put it in words it came out all kinds of wrong. But it's okay -- we'll just dress up in our grandparents' clothes and fix it.
The media apparently lacks the imagination necessary to give Jennifer Aniston any narrative other than "scorned woman."
Following reports that the former 'Friend' is postponing her wedding to Justin Theroux, many are now speculating it's because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are expected to finally tie the knot this summer.
The Santa Barbara neighbors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's are reportedly furious after the celebrity power couple was spotted using gas-powered motor bikes along the pristine coastline like really attractive Captain Planet supervillains.
We imagine that when this girl tells her friends Brad Pitt took her to the prom, no one quite believes her. And that's when she gets to whip this picture out of her wallet and invite everyone to giggle at Mr. Pitt's almost-mullet.
It seems like just working in the – sometimes – presence of Brad Pitt might be enough of a bonus to make any job worthwhile. But what if we told you that the ‘Moneyball’ star was actually a really awesome boss who gives his employees expensive gifts as thank-you bonuses?
Rumors began to fly about the marital status of longtime partners Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt when, while touring the Congo, Jolie was spotted sporting a plain band in place of her ridiculously expensive rock of an engagement ring.
Instead of taking the logical route and assuming it's a bad idea to wear an enormous $500,000 blood diamond in Africa, everyone flipped out and went around yelling that Brad and Angie (she lets us call her that) had finally tied the knot.
Since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt aren't acting much lately and seem bored with snatching children from other countries, they've now become vitners. Which is the fancy word for "over-privileged people who make wine."
Power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, aka Brangelina, have more homes than they do children at this point -- which means more than six. Enough to leave one kid in each house and have a few manses to spare.
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