Multiple award-winning singer/songwriter Adele has placed herself on "lockdown" for the next several weeks, and she's not coming out until her next album is finished.
If that's what it takes to get new music out of her, it means that no matter how nicely you ask, we'll tell you Adele cannot come out and play. Now shoo.
Vitalii Sediuk, the Ukrainian prankster who crashed the Grammys and later ran onstage to interrupt Adele's acceptance speech (only to be dispatched by Jennifer Lopez and her mighty Thumb of Doom), is facing six months in jail and up to $2,000 in fines.
There was really no need to rush the stage with proclamations of love, dude. Adele already knows everyone loves her.
Perhaps at a loss for any other material, Joan Rivers once more made what seems like a thirsty grab for media attention this week by body-shaming Adele.
Adele has yet to comment because she's too busy counting her accolades and winning at living.
We love Joan Rivers when she's funny. She's a comic legend and pulls no punches. But her recent stint on 'The Late Show With David Letterman' was trite and full of fat jokes about Adele, who is pretty universally loved.
As a result, that didn't sit well with a lot of people.
A picture may be worth a thousand words -- but oftentimes they're the wrong ones, and man do we hate it when that happens.
The photo above began circulating after the 2013 Grammy awards along with a story that alleged Adele gave Chris Brown a stern talking to for not standing when his rival Frank Ocean beat him out for an award.
But alas, the British chanteuse says that story is false. Which gave us a serious case of the sads.
