Justin Bieber's apparent allergy to shirts lately has caused celebs like Olivia Wilde to snark at him to put some clothes on already -- but if there's anyone who'd know when it is and isn't okay for a dude to go topless, it's gotta be Matthew McConaughey.
And someone finally asked for his opinion.
Matthew McConaughey looks like he's trying out for the role of The Joker in his iridescent maroon and blue suit that can only be described as absolutely hideous. The actor is genetically blessed and this suit certainly detracts from that.
To borrow a phrase from Annette Bening in 'American Beauty' -- is he tryingto look unattractive?
Suffers From: Cleithrophobia (fear of getting trapped, specifically in revolving doors) and scotomaphobia (fear of blind spots, specifically in tunnels)
Kids love to play in revolving doors. Matthew McConaughey, on the other hand, loves staying far away from them. The same goes for tunnels.