- Adele fined for not registering her baby. Also for not trademarking or timestamping him. [PopCrush]
- Madonna tongues her 24-year-old boyfriend in front of a nauseated audience in Brazil. [Bohomoth]
- 'Nashville' star Hayden Panettiere is single again and we still can't pronounce her last name. [IDLYITW]
- Mitt Romney wins the lie of the year. Congratulations, Mitt, you finally won something. [Rickey]
- The Pope sent out tweets for the first time today. We might have fallen asleep just typing that. [Gawker]
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