After seeing practically every moment of Vanessa Minnillo's pregnancy, we thought maybe she'd have her kid in secret while just pretending to be knocked up for the next few years to maintain the constant stream of attention and cash because really, what else has she done lately.

But apparently Minnillo isn't as diabolical as we are, because she and husband Nick Lachey accidentally let slip that their baby was born on Wednesday.

“We are incredibly proud to announce the birth of our beautiful baby boy, Camden John Lachey," they announced on Thursday. "Born [Sept. 12] at 6:54 pm. He came into this world at 8lbs 9oz and 21 inches. Love has truly been redefined for both of us.”

The couple, better known as the girl who hosted 'Wipeout' and that guy who was in a boy band for about a minute before figuring out it was a lot easier to get famous by just marrying and divorcing Jessica Simpson, tied the knot in July of last year.

Enjoy those 4 a.m. feedings, kids!