Getting Thrown Out of a Football Game Is the Butchest Nick Lachey Will Ever Be

OMG you guys, you’ll like never guess what happened to Nick Lachey after school today. He totally got kicked out of a San Diego Chargers football game. WHATTA REBEL!

Ahem.

Seems Lachey — 98 Degrees singer, Vanessa Minnillo impregnator and former Mr. Jessica Simpson — was booted from a Chargers game on Sunday after engaging in some serious trash talk that apparently crossed the line.

His angelic reputation proudly tarnished, he immediately took to Twitter to brag about the incident, catapulting him to the status of the coolest kid in junior high.

Just got kicked out of the chargers stadium and couldn’t be prouder! Go Cincy Bengals! #whodey

— Nick Lachey (@NickSLachey) December 3, 2012

Bengals win again. i’d talk trash to everyone in SD, but what’s the point? you already had me kicked out of the stadium and you still lost.

— Nick Lachey (@NickSLachey) December 3, 2012

But Lachey says the man in front of him was the one flapping his gums and he was kicked out for getting in his face about it.

For the record, i was not kicked out of the chargers game for excessive “trash talking”. no, that honor belonged to the guy in front of me!

— Nick Lachey (@NickSLachey) December 3, 2012

i simply don’t appreciate someone turning around and putting their finger in my face. call me crazy, but that deserved a reaction.

— Nick Lachey (@NickSLachey) December 3, 2012

He also claims he has no beef with Chargers fans overall:

again, aside from a few exceptions, i had a great time hanging with Charger fans all afternoon. honestly, some of the nicest fans around.

— Nick Lachey (@NickSLachey) December 3, 2012

Damn, Nick. Way to dull your new-found edge. You’ll NEVER be Prom King now.