Mark Wahlberg – 5 Feet 8 Inches Tall

The Gen Xers among us remember the erstwhile Marky Mark looming large on Times Square billboards, looking all buff in his Calvin Klein tighty whities.

But somewhere between bopping around in the video for 'Good Vibrations' (which is one of the best songs ever, even if he'd rather forget about it) and becoming a respected actor and producer, Mark Wahlberg apparently fell victim to the dreaded Hollywood Shrink Ray.