Dumb Celebrity Quotes – David Arquette
David Arquette, the man who gave Adam Lambert a birthday lap dance, also thinks God is a giant, floating vibrator. Sounds about right.
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David Arquette, the man who gave Adam Lambert a birthday lap dance, also thinks God is a giant, floating vibrator. Sounds about right.