Tommy Lee Jones -- aka the Grumpy Cat of the Golden Globes -- is the owner of this 11,000 square-foot crib on 50 acres of land.

Think of all the places to hide the bodies. Think of all the places for the one armed-man to hide.

Jones' very expensive ranch boasts four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a "state-of-the-art kitchen" and floor-to-ceiling windows in every direction.

It also comes equipped with a regulation-sized polo field that's flanked by 48 stalls to accommodate the horses who drop by for a quick game of polo and a cold one. The area is also surrounded by trails in case the horses feel the need for a stroll.

Mr. Jones is currently selling the home (which he bought for $4.62 million in 2002) for a polo-club-to-the-balls-inducing $26.75 million. Because he totes renovated a ton.

Check out more photos of the ranch/mansion below. Also, a horse.

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