Cee Lo Green Is the Unlikely Target of a Sexual Assault Accusation

A report has been filed with the LAPD accusing ‘The Voice’ coach Cee Lo Green of sexual assault.

Yes, that Cee Lo Green. The jovial, roundish fellow with T-Rex arms who frequently goes out in public looking like a peacock. Somebody claims he physically assaulted her.

Apparently an unidentified female filed a police report claiming that Cee Lo -- aka Thomas DeCarlo Callaway -- committed sexual battery against her at an Los Angeles area restaurant. The police have already visited the alleged scene of the crime, but aren’t releasing much other information about the investigation.

For his part, Cee Lo vehemently denies any wrongdoing and insists he hasn’t even been to that restaurant in months, saying, “Nothing ever happened there or anywhere else.”

A pal of the flamboyant singer's supported him, adding, “I have never seen Cee Lo act in a physical way toward anybody.”

At this point, no charges have been filed and prosecutors are not yet involved.

Since celebs are easy targets for this kind of thing, it’s hard to say what’s really true -- and of course if it did happen, he's kind of dead to us.

All we know is that he appears pretty benign. Seems like warding him off would be as simple as putting your hand on his forehead and watching his little arms flail away.