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Before that video of her twerking out at a nearby gym went viral, Amanda Bynes -- hoping to prove her sanity to the world -- sat down with gossip rag InTouch for a tell-all interview. Maybe the New York Times was just busy.

Things you'd never thought you'd hear but now you have: Lindsay Lohan's biographical comic book is now available.

In "this can't be a good idea" news, web portal Yahoo is planning a web series called 'Losing Your Virginity With John Stamos.' But before the purest among you line up to give Stamos deflowering privileges, you should probably know the series will just interview celebrities about their first sexual experiences. Because that doesn't sound uncomfortable to watch or anything.

Amanda Bynes seems determined to be the new Miley Cyrus. The two ladies are famous for their Twitter photos, have reputations for loving weed -- and now they both have platinum shaved heads, too.

Amanda Bynes doesn't have to work because she's a retired multimillionaire (and because, well, who's hiring her to do what?). But she's either grossly overestimating her own net worth or underestimating that of the Olsen twins, who also retired from acting to pursue whatever it is they do now that involves dressing like rich homeless people.

Sherri Shepherd thought someone tried breaking into her house when her security system went off. It was a false alarm, but it shook her enough to want to buy a gun.

Being an MTV 'Teen Mom' is pretty competitive these days. It's a constant struggle between putting food in the mouths of children and upstaging other teen moms. So, with Farrah Abraham shopping porn around, the natural move for any other teen mom would be to attack their spouse and possess enough heroin to murder a pack of elephants. Enter Jenelle Evans.

Gwyneth Paltrow is an overprotective mom, overexpensive chef and adorably self unaware pariah of celebrity pretension and paranoia. That makes the fact that she's shilling string bikinis for little kids a bit more shocking than if, say, Roman Polanski were to do the same on an overpriced lifestyle site of his own.

Discipline? Ain't nobody got time for that, at least not in Will Smith's house.

Common knowledge says that most sex tape starlets have poor relationships with their fathers. Farrah Abraham wants to kick that stereotype, so she brought her dad Michael and her daughter Sophia to negotiate her sex tape deal, thus making her eligible for both the Daughter and Mother of the Year titles.

Amanda Bynes is continuing her litigious streak. After flipping out at Complex magazine and Perez Hilton, the visibly disturbed starlet is threatening to send her lawyers after Us Weekly. In yet another rambling Twitter post, Bynes trashed the "trash mag" and its staff, throwing in some racial prejudices for good measure.

Because the main person you should trust with secrets of national and planetary security is Will Smith (especially when he's on his way to a barbecue), we're actually not too shocked at the fact that his son, Jaden Smith, says President Barack Obama told him about aliens.

Teens in Norway love Justin Bieber a lot. A whole lot. So much so that they'd be willing to "convert" to Islam for a mere chance to win concert tickets. Okay then.

Either Beyonce rocked fake nipples on one of her bodysuits at the opening of her Mrs. Carter Show world tour -- or it was really, really cold in that building.

The last time we joined Amanda Bynes, she was threatening to sue everyone on Earth for using unflattering photos of her. She was also calling Perez Hilton a fatty, because maturity. Now, she's posted a video of herself getting herself ready for a long night of twerking. And it's just as terrifying as you'd imagine.

If you want to see Angelina Jolie topless in a still photo and not on film, you're in luck. Especially if you wanted to see her topless with a horse. Basically, you're in luck if you're a rich weirdo.

When Aubrey Plaza stormed the stage during Will Ferrell's acceptance speech for the first ever Comedic Genius Award at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, Ferrell played it off like it was planned, but then talked about it later on. Yes, she was drunk as a skunk. On the bright side, that's another note to add to her "angry, angsty, sarcastic, edgy" repertoire.

Lots of folks have celebrity crushes, but most people have the wherewithal not to approach the objects of their affection and throw pubic hair at them. Unfortunately, one of Hugh Jackman's fans didn't get the memo.

In news we have no idea how to justify, Justin Bieber says he wishes Anne Frank would have been a fan of his. No, seriously. He wrote that in the guestbook of her museum. If you're facepalming and/or making the same utterances you do when you stub your toe or step on a Lego, all are valid.

In case you had a little too much faith in humanity today, here's Octomom, born Nadya Suleman (and with a different face), posing as Angelina Jolie.