In a chain of events that some feel brings to mind the harbingers of death in the book of Revelation, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were spotted canoodling at a Los Angeles hot spot over the weekend before leaving together.
When Rihanna is away, Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran will play.
Brown confirmed in a radio interview that he split from the 'Stay' songstress, then he was spotted partying with his ex-girlfriend and constant sidepiece Tran for his birthday.
Who needs to make decisions when you've got two hot girls who put your happiness above their own? You do you, Breezy.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are still keeping tight-lipped about the state of their relationship, even though we're pretty sure Congress won't end this nasty sequester business until they talk.
Now, word on the street tabloid pages is that Liam's rekindling that flame he might have sorta had with 'Mad Men' beauty January Jones.
Looks like Sean Combs may have found his million-dollar girl in 20-year-old swimsuit model Kate Upton.
Howard Stern, as is his M.O., grilled my imaginary boyfriend Gerard Butler about his sex life. Specifically, his sex life with Brandi Glanville. You know, the hot mess whose name he didn't recognize.
Ricky Schroeder went on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live,' where he talked about his days on the set of the '80s sitcom 'Silver Spoons' and bragged that he once hooked up with Whitney Houston.
What the what?
Get in line, fellas.
Harry Styles and Russell Brand both reportedly have the hots for Jennifer Lawrence. You know, like the rest of the world.
Determined not to make the same mistake twice (or more than that, if you don't believe that their affair was one fleeting afternoon car ride), Kristen Stewart is now rejecting Rupert Sanders' advances.
Justin Bieber continues his transformation from squeaky clean pop sensation to utter poseur struggling for street cred. This week, the Canuck tried to hook up with a future cast member of 'Bad Girls Club,' yukked it up and toked up with buddies Lil Twist and Lil Za and possibly sipped some sizzurp.
Gee golly. He's almost as hard as Drake.
