As It Does, the Truth of the Bieber Boob Grab Comes Out – On Twitter

It was the “honka honka” heard ‘round the world. Over the weekend, one very lucky Belieber had a rather interesting and fresh photo op with her music idol Justin Bieber. Then the photo was posted and everyone was all, “Hey. Wait. That dude’s touching your boob.”

Because he so was. But why? Did she ask him to? Was she disturbed by the advance? Is she suing him? What went on at that meet and greet? Seriously, if she’s a groupie, Bieber is … well, a gropie.

And now, through the magic of Twitter, we finally have some answers.

The lovely and lucky @JocelynnBieber has been kind enough to shed light on this strange event 140 characters – or less – at a time. Allow us to tweet you (sorry) to a day in the life of a Belieber. And be warned: Bieber fans tweet a lot.

It all starts — and by “all” we mean “the possible stalking” — when our lucky fan discovers Biebs has arrived in her home state.

Justin is in the same state as me, I repeat Justin is in the same state as mee!!!

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 24, 2013

 
We’re not sure we actually believe that this super fan waited until Saturday’s show to “see” the Biebs, but if it’s on Twitter it must be true.

IM SEEING JUSTIN TOMORROW

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 25, 2013

 
But for some reason we find it hard to believe.

Haha I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 25, 2013

 
So she starts to work out her alibi.

Is anyone else seeing Justin tomorrow!?

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 26, 2013

 
Now that she’s got it all worked out, poor Jocelynn is too excited to sleep. We totes get it, because we know what’s in her future.

I can’t sleep I’m seeing Justin today

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 26, 2013

 
When you’re up to no good, proper attire is important. You chose wisely, Jocelyn. We know some people who might want that shirt now.

I don’t want to wear my lucky shirt again, should I just bring it in my bag for good luck? Haha

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 26, 2013

 
By the afternoon of the Miami show, everything is going according to Jocelynn’s plan – whatever that may be.

So far so great

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 26, 2013

 
Suddenly, Jocelynn’s dreams come true. But wait, no mention of any other overt sexual advances?

I JUST MET JUSTIN AND HE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK AND IM GOING TO CRY AKFNRNKSNBDAHANDISKBEIAN

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
And suddenly the “plan” is revealed. Miss Jocelyn is a meet and greet crasher. A talented meet and greet crasher.

I SNUCK IN AGAIN AHHAHAHAHHA

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
We tent our fingers in sneaky solidarity.

WOW TONIGHT WAS AMAZINGLY FLAWLESS

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
The tweet doesn’t lie.

I HAVE TURNED INTO THE MASTER OF SNEAKING INTO JUSTIN’S MEET AND GREETS HAHAHHAA

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
The girl made her own bracelet, and judging by the one she used for her first sneak-in, it’s possible the crack Bieber security detail isn’t exactly airtight.

 
We told you. She’s a studied master.

For everyone asking how I snuck in, I made a fake wristband again haha

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
Studied … master.

But they were catching a lot of people, mine just looked literally identical to the real ones

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
Neither can we, J-Biebs. Neither can we.

OMFG I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
It’s possible she now wishes she had been forced to wait forever for that photo to be posted. Also, spelling doesn’t count for M&G crashers – in case you wondered.

Waiting for bieber fever to put the picture up is going to be torchure hahha

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
And then, with one little pic, Jocelynn’s left ta-ta shoots to fame.

IM DYING HAHAHAHHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN’S TOUCHING MY BOOB IN THE PICTURE AHAHAHAHHA I CANT

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
Ok, Jocelynn, you have some ‘splainin’ to do.

omfg my mentions are blowing up hahaha you guys are great

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
And ‘splainin’…

@jocelynnbieber Did u really whisper to Justin that he should grab your boob?

— Kidrauhl♥ (@Biebslovehero) January 27, 2013

 
And ‘splainin’ …

@jocelynnbieber did you ask him to touch your boob or??????

— Δγυ (@mazayudl) January 27, 2013

 
Soooo … did you?

@biebslovehero NO HAHAHA

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
Really?

@bieberulala I whispered that it was my 2nd time sneaking in & he kissed me on the cheek in the picture & it looks like his hand is there

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
Really.

@jocelynnbieber WAIT SO YOU’RE THE GIRL OMG DID YOU ASK HIM OR DID HE JUST DO IT

— believe† (@bieberkissesxo) January 27, 2013

 
Really. Really. Really. Really. Learn to read. Really.

Let me clear this up for people who can’t read, NO I did NOT ask Justin to touch my boobs

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

 
At least she’s keeping it real.

@luvjerry69 people can think what they want but I know what really happened & Justin does too so everyone else’s opinions don’t matter to me

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 28, 2013

 
We’ve had some fun here, but Jocelyn seems uber sweet and down-to-earth — even if she’s totally lying when she says the boob grab didn’t happen. (We know a boob grab when we see one.) Regardless, she appears to be handling her newfound infamy very well. She’s right, she did no harm by sneaking into the meet and greet. Don’t harsh on her.

Some of you are being so rude, I did nothing wrong

— Jocelyn ♡ (@JocelynnBieber) January 27, 2013

If Bieber wants to creep her, that’s all on him.

She should probably have that boob bronzed, though. Someone on eBay would totally buy it.